Martian Real Estate

Well, LPSC is over and it is now Cornell’s spring break. Briony and Melissa are running around Joshua Tree National Park this week, so it looks like you’re stuck with me.

I was just checking my email when Gmail presented me with a very interesting targeted advertisement: Own Land on the Red Planet !

Apparently there is a company out there convincing gullible people that they can buy plots of land on Mars. Before I go on, let me make it clear that this is a total scam! It is, however a very “educational” site. Right on the front page I learned why Mars is a good place to own land: “The moon will only be a stopping point for re-fueling; Mars is where the real action will happen. With its signs of water and unexplored fossil fuels, Mars will be the only logical choice for planetary land development.”

Fossil fuels, eh? Apparently the climate changed even more than we thought if there were once oceans full of enough plankton and algae to have been buried and turned into oil. Personally, if fossil fuels are the motive, I’d rather own land on Titan.

At this point, I was picturing myself in a spacesuit dancing and laughing maniacally while oil gushed from my new martian oil well in the background. Needless to say, I checked to see what properties were available. I was pleased to see that land was available in one-acre plots in six locations on Mars. Unfortunately, they appear to all be on one hemisphere of the planet, but they have great names such as: “Elysium Basin Estates”, “Kepler’s Dunes”, and “Tycho Trails East”.

All of these lovely locations come with a description of the property and a photo from the surface of Mars. The photos are from the MER rovers and I was amused to see that they never actually claim that the images shown are of the property in question. For example under “Elysium Basin Estates” the site says: “Below is a view from the top of the promontory named “Cabo Frio” on the rim of Victoria Crater.” Now, Victoria Crater is in Meridiani, nowhere near Elysium, but to the site’s credit, they never make that claim. They just happen to place the image right after a description of the Elysium Basin Estates subdivision.

Finally, I clicked on their page of “Facts About Mars!”. Surprisingly, most of their facts really are true. One in particular caught my eye though: “Mars is the only planet you can observe from earth.” I could swear I’ve seen Venus, Saturn, Jupiter and Uranus through a telescope with my own eyes, and have heard of people seeing Mercury too. I must have been confused.

Anyway, I encourage you to take a look at the site for a laugh, but please, don’t take it seriously. It’s just like those scam sites that sell people obscure stars in the sky. We get questions at the astronomy department all the time from people who have bought their loved one a star and want to find it in the sky, and every time we have to tell them that they’ve been tricked by a scam.

Now, I have to go. I’ve got my eye on a few acres in Hellas Basin East, which appears to be located on the Tharsis bulge…

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4 Comments on “Martian Real Estate”

  1. Ben Says:

    I like that different fake plots of land cost different amounts.

  2. Kevin Says:

    It’s less convincing if they are all equal, I suppose.


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  4. Michale Moose Says:

    A nice man sold me a Timeshare on Mars. He said that I could go and travel there soon. Another nice man sold me some tickets for the rocketship ‘Enterprise’ piloted by Capt Jean Luc Piccard.

    I have to pick up my flight tickets from downtown Washington from some geezer called Rumsfled or Bumsfeld. Told me to meet him at the front door of some house called the White House to hand over the final $60,000-00 payments.


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